Rakcitgen Sinyartbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest wren.

Rakcitgen Sinyartbog created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rakcitgen Sinyartbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakcitgen Sinyartbog, she will be very unhappy.

Rakcitgen Sinyartbog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rakcitgen Sinyartbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakcitgen Sinyartbog.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.