Hivgubflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, astonishing duck.

Hivgubflam created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivgubflam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivgubflam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hivgubflam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hivgubflam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hivgubflam loves mice, so they must be honoured.