Busmotlan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering fly.

Busmotlan created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busmotlan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busmotlan, he will manifest in front of you.

Busmotlan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Busmotlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.
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