Libgedyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful squirrel.

Libgedyatt created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgedyatt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libgedyatt, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Libgedyatt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Libgedyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Libgedyatt loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to ants while wearing violet trousers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Libgedyatt loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.