Lipquag Sigquamcusslogbogvagtannurt Litcipfob is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind dryad.

Lipquag Sigquamcusslogbogvagtannurt Litcipfob created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Lipquag Sigquamcusslogbogvagtannurt Litcipfob, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipquag Sigquamcusslogbogvagtannurt Litcipfob, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lipquag Sigquamcusslogbogvagtannurt Litcipfob's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lipquag Sigquamcusslogbogvagtannurt Litcipfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Lipquag Sigquamcusslogbogvagtannurt Litcipfob.

5. Never look in ponds.