Nullnadsas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest chicken.

Nullnadsas created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullnadsas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullnadsas, he will strike you with lightening.

Nullnadsas' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nullnadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nullnadsas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullnadsas.

5. Always help turtles in need.