Farpidgig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast weasel.

Farpidgig created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farpidgig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farpidgig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Farpidgig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Farpidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.