Nadrulqueeg is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable
ferret.
Nadrulqueeg created a photon six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadrulqueeg, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Nadrulqueeg, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Nadrulqueeg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Nadrulqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of lemons to shrews while wearing turquoise scarves.
2. Always help sick cats.
3. Never think about quantum mechanics.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing purple tights and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.