Dunmabgam is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, witless
toad.
Dunmabgam created silver four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunmabgam, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Dunmabgam, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Dunmabgam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Dunmabgam's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dunmabgam on top of all buildings.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Always obey Dunmabgam's priests.