Dunmabgam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless toad.

Dunmabgam created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmabgam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dunmabgam, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dunmabgam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dunmabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dunmabgam on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always obey Dunmabgam's priests.