Zigzimhom is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unselfish centaur.

Zigzimhom created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigzimhom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zigzimhom, he will ignore you.

Zigzimhom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zigzimhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

4. Never feed peas to turtles while wearing cyan tights.

5. Retreat if six pigs approach from the west.
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