Cunnellkem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing jellyfish.

Cunnellkem created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunnellkem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunnellkem, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cunnellkem's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cunnellkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. You must love Cunnellkem.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.