Wadxuckvol is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating rat.

Wadxuckvol created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadxuckvol, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadxuckvol, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wadxuckvol's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wadxuckvol's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed gooseberries to manatees while wearing cyan hats.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.