Yattsab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous bee.

Yattsab created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattsab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yattsab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yattsab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yattsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Yattsab.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Erect six tin sculptures of Yattsab on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.