Cidhubquart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm salamander.

Cidhubquart created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhubquart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cidhubquart, it will ignore you.

Cidhubquart's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cidhubquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cidhubquart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.