Saslibzig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, caring dragonfly.

Saslibzig created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saslibzig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Saslibzig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Saslibzig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Saslibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.