Cubguptag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage horse.

Cubguptag created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubguptag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubguptag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cubguptag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cubguptag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if four turtles approach from the west.