Fodfobfed is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, able grasshopper.

Fodfobfed created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfobfed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodfobfed, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fodfobfed's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fodfobfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.