Budnelkop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish dog.

Budnelkop created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Budnelkop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budnelkop, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Budnelkop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Budnelkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear white.

5. Always stare at clouds.