Butfarquag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective jaguar.

Butfarquag created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butfarquag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Butfarquag, he will be very sad.

Butfarquag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Butfarquag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.