Flismegpit Wabbapcap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate bear.

Flismegpit Wabbapcap created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flismegpit Wabbapcap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flismegpit Wabbapcap, it will be very sad.

Flismegpit Wabbapcap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flismegpit Wabbapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Flismegpit Wabbapcap eight times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never feed pineapples to manatees while wearing white scarves.