Bontomyog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bird.

Bontomyog created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bontomyog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bontomyog, he will come to you in dreams.

Bontomyog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bontomyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never wear shorts.