Lamcubveg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humane rhinoceros.

Lamcubveg created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Lamcubveg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lamcubveg, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lamcubveg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lamcubveg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lamcubveg first in all things.

2. Hide from fawn sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.