Stercumstip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak hedgehog.

Stercumstip created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stercumstip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stercumstip, she will make you grow a tail.

Stercumstip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stercumstip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. Put Stercumstip first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.