Rilljinbit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving dolphin.

Rilljinbit created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Rilljinbit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rilljinbit, it will send you a sign.

Rilljinbit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rilljinbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Hide from white whales for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.