Ponhapbug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing dragonfly.

Ponhapbug created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhapbug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ponhapbug, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ponhapbug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ponhapbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. You must pray to Ponhapbug six times a day.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Ponhapbug on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.