Artnullkom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing squid.

Artnullkom created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Artnullkom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Artnullkom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Artnullkom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Artnullkom's Holy Commandments

1. Artnullkom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.