Pagzedcamcad Lencemlan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient ant.

Pagzedcamcad Lencemlan created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagzedcamcad Lencemlan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pagzedcamcad Lencemlan, she will torture you forever.

Pagzedcamcad Lencemlan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pagzedcamcad Lencemlan's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagzedcamcad Lencemlan.