Yatkamtik is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, egotistical weasel.

Yatkamtik created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatkamtik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yatkamtik, he will turn you into a frog.

Yatkamtik's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yatkamtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yatkamtik's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.