Hasyamhub Ruttdossraggem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage ant.

Hasyamhub Ruttdossraggem created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hasyamhub Ruttdossraggem, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hasyamhub Ruttdossraggem, he will not care at all.

Hasyamhub Ruttdossraggem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hasyamhub Ruttdossraggem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Hasyamhub Ruttdossraggem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never laugh near horses.

5. Never feed parsnips to bats while wearing gray jumpers.