Dapteenort is a god.
She takes the form of a large, grumpy
yak.
Dapteenort created snails nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dapteenort, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dapteenort, she will be mildly annoyed.
Dapteenort's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Dapteenort's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapteenort.
4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.
5. Never write about asteroids.