Dapteenort is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy yak.

Dapteenort created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapteenort, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapteenort, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dapteenort's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dapteenort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapteenort.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about asteroids.