Lunbusmatsastof is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair hippopotamus.

Lunbusmatsastof created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbusmatsastof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lunbusmatsastof, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lunbusmatsastof's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lunbusmatsastof's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always look after injured snakes.