Guppibzak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak wombat.

Guppibzak created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guppibzak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Guppibzak, it will be very unhappy.

Guppibzak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Guppibzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Guppibzak's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.