Kem is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful
wren.
Kem created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kem, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kem, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Kem's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Kem's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of voles.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Never feed tomatoes to bats while wearing rings.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.