Narlfudnak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, flying octopus.

Narlfudnak created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlfudnak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narlfudnak, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Narlfudnak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Narlfudnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.