Dibcencut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, passionate scorpion.

Dibcencut created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Dibcencut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dibcencut, it will strike you with lightening.

Dibcencut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dibcencut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Dibcencut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat lemons.