Spagsinsadrag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental troll.

Spagsinsadrag created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagsinsadrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Spagsinsadrag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Spagsinsadrag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Spagsinsadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing black dresses.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.