Habdidlogbid Rowkadcussbab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering frog.

Habdidlogbid Rowkadcussbab created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Habdidlogbid Rowkadcussbab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Habdidlogbid Rowkadcussbab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Habdidlogbid Rowkadcussbab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Habdidlogbid Rowkadcussbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Habdidlogbid Rowkadcussbab's name in vain.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to tortoises while wearing violet shorts.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.