Omtceprat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sapient snail.

Omtceprat created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtceprat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtceprat, she will laugh at you.

Omtceprat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Omtceprat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of snails.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.