Fumcubdun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage camel.

Fumcubdun created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumcubdun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumcubdun, it will not care.

Fumcubdun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fumcubdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Put Fumcubdun first in all things.