Hudarmsig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent fish.

Hudarmsig created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudarmsig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudarmsig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hudarmsig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hudarmsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.