Fatdutbog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, annoying gorilla.

Fatdutbog created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdutbog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fatdutbog, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fatdutbog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fatdutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatdutbog.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.