Gubbunmit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying manatee.

Gubbunmit created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubbunmit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubbunmit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gubbunmit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gubbunmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not commit murder.