Wikgeblogpang is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain skunk.

Wikgeblogpang created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgeblogpang, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wikgeblogpang, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wikgeblogpang's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wikgeblogpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Never talk about planets.