Cunpashig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart slug.

Cunpashig created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Cunpashig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cunpashig, it will turn you into a mole.

Cunpashig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cunpashig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the north.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cunpashig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.