Cintagman is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful squirrel.

Cintagman created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cintagman, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cintagman, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cintagman's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cintagman's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to shrews while wearing scarves.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.