Farlegcisstun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful weasel.

Farlegcisstun created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farlegcisstun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farlegcisstun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Farlegcisstun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Farlegcisstun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing brown corsets.

5. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing coats.