Vabmifwat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome wolf.

Vabmifwat created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabmifwat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vabmifwat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vabmifwat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vabmifwat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow seals, for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.