Sastimlap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic swan.

Sastimlap created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sastimlap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sastimlap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sastimlap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sastimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Always help sick moths.