Pibnillhap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating crow.

Pibnillhap created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibnillhap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pibnillhap, it will turn you into a goat.

Pibnillhap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pibnillhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear indigo jumpers.