Wikligvil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional cat.

Wikligvil created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wikligvil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikligvil, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wikligvil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wikligvil's Holy Commandments

1. Wikligvil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never go into blue rooms.